It’s been a weird, sometimes gut wrenching and wonderful journey writing BadMonsterJokes. The first one was back in 2010. There are three books that collected the work along the way. “Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1,” illustrated by Kyle Kaczmarczyk. Then came a change of direction and publishers, with me wearing both the author and illustrator hats. My skull is a huge concrete block, so they can fit up there. Sheesh! Shortly after, came the award winning book, “Ha-Ha! Horror” and Rondo nominated book “Bride of Ha-Ha! Horror.”
I was kidnapped, I mean,recruited, to tell the jokes on the 6FtPlus Horror podcast. That led to guest spots on other like minded shows. I’ve travelled to Toronto and treated (tortured, really) audiences to my jokes live and IN POISON! Buffalo, Tonawanda and other destinations got to be the yucky ones and hear the jokes, too. There’s more to come. Another book. A horror comedy cd. It ain’t over yet!
So, without further delay, here are BadMonsterJokes 1998,1999, and 2000…
Why would Christine make a great editor?
Hope you weren’t asleep at the wheel on that one!
What do you call a leafy, green, Russian Triffid?
Ok. Here we go!
Which Monster is stylishly “put together?”
His buddy, Dracula, has fangs that are “on point!”
Well Maniacs, there it is 2000 and they’ll still BEHEADED your way. FANGS for being the best Maniacs any Man of a Thousand Bad Monster Jokes could AXE for!!