Yes.Yes.It is I,Monstermatt Patterson,from Monstermatt.com.
Direct from “Mattsylvania”!!!
Now,Maniacs.I’ll be back very soon,with news and updates pertaining to my book,”Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1″.
Written by Yours Drool-ly.
Illustrated by Kyle Kaczmarcyk
Forward by Joe Moe
Being published by WestNeb Books(a non-fiction imprint of PillHillPress).