950th Joke!!!

When I started writing these jokes,I didn’t anticipate getting them published.It just happened.456 happenings(jokes).

Now,I’m finishing a second book of jokes,while starting my third,bringing the total to 950,to date.I hope to log my 1000th joke soon.Anyway,here it is…

The 950th joke.

What do you get by crossing the horror film “CellarDweller”,with Stanley Kowalski’s wife from “A Streetcar Named Desire”?

“STELLA!!!-Dweller”!

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About monstermattpatterson

Author of "Monstermatt's Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1",sculptor,maskmaker,musician,runner,writer for ZombieInkComics,writer for HorrorNews.net,Coffee Demi-God!
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