A Daft Draft

I ran with the Devil,but he couldn’t keep up.He said,”Huff!Pant!Wheeze!You’re one uber caffeinated ‘Sonofapup’!There’s no way I match you,by stride or joke.
Your punchlines are better than a Jerry Springer audience,mixed with the Jersey Shore folk.

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About monstermattpatterson

Author of "Monstermatt's Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1",sculptor,maskmaker,musician,runner,writer for ZombieInkComics,writer for HorrorNews.net,Coffee Demi-God!
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