Happy Valentine’s Day 2017!!

#GhoulMourningManiacs!!!
It’s Valentine’s Day! Who loves ya, Maniacs! Well… I do! ❤
Roses are red. Violets are rotted. Zombies eat Hippies, because the meat is “Potted!”

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Roses are Red. Violets are Marillion. How many stitches cover Frankenstein ‘s Monster and his Bride? A Million! 
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Roses are Red. Violets are Ochre. Batman’ s arch enemy is the Joker! 
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Roses are Red. Violets have a hue. The Wolfman broke a fang while he gnawed instead of chewed.

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Ohhhh… the Mummy can’t eat chocolate hearts, It’s really tricky.If he does, his band-aids get all gummy and sticky!! 

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About monstermattpatterson

Author of "Monstermatt's Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1",sculptor,maskmaker,musician,runner,writer for ZombieInkComics,writer for HorrorNews.net,Coffee Demi-God!
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